Thursday, February 13, 2014

Eulogy, Ned George Harmon --My Dad -- written June 2007



Imagine your life beginning in a time when you traveled from state to state in a covered wagon—my dad’s folks moved from Oklahoma to Colorado that way when he was two--and ending when man was shuttling to the stars on a regular basis.  That was my dad’s life.   Unfortunately, they never invited him along for that kind of trip, but I have a feeling he would have liked the experience if they had. 
He was born on a homestead in Oklahoma that his family chose during the Oklahoma land rush because the wheel fell off their wagon.  By the time he was two they packed up and moved in that covered wagon I was talking about, to Colorado.  He didn’t remember the trip, of course, since he told me his earliest memory was of watching snakes crawl through the walls of the “dug out” house they lived in, or maybe it was of the team of horses, lowering his mother’s coffin into the ground.  He wasn’t sure which was the earliest since his mother died before he was three.
In another couple of years, around the time he was five, his father had also died, so Daddy would have been an orphan-- if it weren’t for his oldest brother, Walter, the man we all knew as Grandpa because he adopted Mom when her folks died when she was 11. 
Grandpa was Dad’s mentor, his hero, the kind of man Dad wanted to be.  Grandpa was the kind of quiet Christian we’ve all known and admired.  The kind of man who lived his faith more than talked about it, the kind of man who showed you how to be kind and honest and trustworthy rather than telling you about it.  And that was the kind of man Daddy became. 
I don’t ever remember catching my father in a lie—not even the little white kind it’s easy to excuse because it might spare someone’s feelings or the kind where you just don’t correct someone’s mistaken impression.  You know the kind.  I’m sure my kids can’t say the same.  Though he rarely spoke about it, Dad lived his testimony through his honesty and integrity. 
He had a quiet wisdom that belied his eight grade education.  (He went the Big Rock, the same country school where Maxine and Wanda and I started to school.  A big one room school with all eight grades combined.  He rode a horse to school—uphill both ways, barefoot in the snow.)
When I was old enough to understand how little that really was, he  constantly amazed me with what he knew.  Facts, figures, dates, historical details, presidents—and the years they were in office and what they did—or didn’t do—he could remember them all.  Though I suspect occasionally he felt a bit inferior about his education—or lack thereof--especially living in a town like Haviland with so many people so focused on higher education, he didn’t let it stop him from “doing his share,”—whether it was serving as Justice of the Peace—which we all got a kick out of, especially the couple of times some young couple would come in the middle of the night, asking him to “marry them”  or serving on the Board of the Academy/college.   In fact, he was on the board my Junior year when they voted to close the academy.  I remember waiting up for him to come home that night and asking what they decided, then asking how he voted.  He said he voted to close it because that was what was best for the school.  I was so mad at him, I vowed not to speak to him again.  I think I made it almost a year without saying any more than I absolutely HAD to.  It really galled me that if he ever noticed, he never said anything.  (Maybe that was because up until then, I’d always been way too noisy.)
His reverence for a higher education--especially a Christian education--was reflected in his life decisions.  I never doubted that he loved farming and his farm in Colorado.  He got excited every year about going out there to help with harvest.  (And as we were driving out the other night and I could see the harvest going on in farms all around, it felt appropriate that he died this time of year.  After all, if he couldn’t go help with harvest, it probably seemed like a good time to go.  And though he never actually told me he loved farming, Mom told me once that late at night when he was working in the fields, she could often hear him singing at the top of his lungs, even over the noise of the tractor.  To me, that little thing said he loved it, )  Anyway, he was willing to give up—to sacrifice that farm and doing something he loved--if it meant a better chance for all of us to get a Christian education.  He was even willing to deal with chickens. 
At the time, all of us HATED the chickens.  I’m not sure how he felt about them—if he also hated them as much as we did, which I suspect he may have, you could never tell.  He went quietly about his work and was always busy, rarely complaining.  Even in that work, he was a great example.  He knew the value of working hard  but he managed to have time for us…when he was making us gather eggs, or making us help keep a new batch of baby chicks from piling up on each other and smothering or whatever he had us doing.  Dean remembers him and Earl going out with baskets to gather eggs when Earl’s hands were barely big enough to pick them up.  Dad was there, but busy, checking on them occasionally but letting them work, showing he trusted them, giving them a sense of responsibility.  (Looking back, it was more fun than I thought at the time, and I’m sure Dad doubted how responsible he was making us when we got into egg fights or were playing house in the cooler instead of doing what we were supposed to be doing.)   But, over the years, I’ve had confirmation that Dad taught us well and had another one just yesterday when the staff where Dean works in Hutchinson were telling me what a great worker he is and how much they appreciate his willingness to do whatever needs to be done, whenever they need it.  Dad would have liked that.  I wish he was here so I could tell him. 
When things went bad and the price of eggs dropped and we lost the chicken farm, Dad went quietly on, doing what he had to do to take care of us.  By then, of course, we were starting to leave the nest—sorry for the bad pun, but it goes with the chickens—and going to college.  You all know how expensive that is…Mom and Dad always managed to find some way to help when we came home with our hands out.  And that’s another thing he quietly showed us.  Not only did Mom and Dad always seem to take good care of us—both physically and financially—they always managed to find the resources to tithe and give even more than the prerequisite 10%, to the things they believed in, like the college.  And that was a testament to me that God does take care of His children.  I know he does.  I saw it on a daily basis.  No matter how good or bad things were.  God took good care of us because Mom and Dad were faithful to him.  That meant that Earl could fall from the high rafters of this church to the basement without even breaking a bone, and Dean could get run over by a truck—a big heavy truck—without even shedding a drop of blood or even getting a good scratch.    
I’m sure you all know what a great sense of humor Dad had.  If you’ve spent more than an hour with him, you’ve probably experienced it.  It was dry.  It was often subtle.  But he could land a zinger.  I think Dad loved music, loved to sing, but to tell you the truth, he was lousy.  He rarely sang in church.  But Sheila remembers him singing loud and off key one Sunday morning and she was looking at him kinda strangely.  He told her, “the Bible says ‘make a Joyful noise,’ it doesn’t say it has to be good.”
When Dan and I came home to tell the folks we were getting married, it was kind of tense, for lots of reasons—none of which had anything to do with race and everything to do with concern for the kind of life they were afraid we might have—Dad broke the tension by telling Dan, “Well, we’ve had her for 19 years.  Good luck.”  (I’m lucky Dan didn’t run the other direction.) 
He also had an onry streak.  He got a kick out of shocking people by telling them he married his niece.  (And then explaining what the deal was.  I must have got something from him because I got a kick out of telling people my Grandpa was my uncle.)
I think Dad loved his cars, too, since I remember him speaking with pride about various cars he had when he was younger and the road trips he would take in his youth before he was married.  I didn’t care enough to pay attention to the details back then.  But knowing he took some pride in his cars, I suspect his onry streak was the only thing that could explain him buying that ugly, ugly orange station wagon about the time us kids were getting to the age to learn to drive.  I think he thought it would embarrass us too much to want to drive it.  (We fooled him, didn’t we?) 
I wish I had paid a lot more attention to a lot more of the details of his life.  In fact, fifteen or so years ago, I got a tape recorder and asked him to tape his memories for me.  He never got around to it.  When I would ask him about it, he’d say he didn’t know what to say.  So I got him a book a couple of years later that had questions in it.  I figured that would get him started and once he started, he’d have some wonderful stories.  He never got around to it even after that.  When I’d bug him about it, he always had an excuse.  Now, I’m going to have to bug my family about writing down the stories and things they remember.  I suspect I’ll have just about as much luck with it as I had with Dad.  And that makes me very sad.
I’m going to miss his sense of humor.  And his orneriness, and the quiet wisdom—so like Grandpa’s—that he worked so hard at acquiring over so many years. 
I’m sorry if I’ve gone on too long but it’s awfully difficult to tell you much about my Dad’s 89 years in so few words.  So I’ll end by saying that I know he’s in a much better place, enjoying some hard earned rewards—and hopefully he’s even getting to know his mother and dad, and I know he’s thanking Grandpa for everything he did for him and Mom and telling him what a wonder example he was.  And I’m glad for him, but I’m sure sorry for us.  We’re going to miss him.         
Dad’s deepest desire was for all of us to be prepared to meet him in Heaven.  It’s comforting to know that’s where he is, waiting for us now. 

Thursday, January 23, 2014

All right my Loonie Left, liberal and Democrat friends.

I keep waiting, anticipating.  And you all continue to stay silent.  You base everything you believe and say on 'caring' for other people.  Your main argument about anything anyone on the right says or does is about how unfeeling and mean we are.  And yet this is okay?




Though you are wrong on most things because 'good intentions' do not necessarily fix problems, where are your caring feelings and your angry voices when our government is beginning to look like the ruling class vs. the peons and every thing the ruling class is doing is starting to look like willingness to shut anyone up who doesn't agree with them. 

Will you still be silent when they start hauling us away? 

Will your version of this:
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.
be this:

First they came for the 'rich' and the 1%, and I did not speak out--Because I was not rich and part of the 1%.
Then they came for the elderly and sick, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not  elderly and sick.
Then they came for the demonized Tea Party, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Tea Partier.
Then they came for the Christions, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Christian.
Then they came for anyone who did not agree with them, and I did not speak out--Because I up until then, I agreed with them.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.






Tuesday, January 07, 2014

How it's supposed to work...in 15 seconds...

Dan and I were watching the FSU/Auburn national championship game tonight and along came an IBM commercial that had us both looking at each other and laughing.  We'd just watched a news report of Jay Carney (Pres. Obama's press person) doing his daily briefing and he told the reporters that they didn't have any information about the 2.1 million people supposedly signed up for Obamacare. They couldn't possibly know any of the statistics about the ages, locations, whether they were people who had pre-existing health conditions, etc.  He seemed seriously perturbed that someone expected them to have such specific details.

Why should anyone be surprised? After all, we've spent 500 million on a website (that was as of October 1st when it was supposed to be accessible for everyone to sign up.  Who knows what we've spent since then).  But maybe the intent in that spending was to help Michelle's friends from Canada get richer.  Maybe there wasn't any real interest in creating a website people could use--or that could give you statistics in 15 seconds.

Maybe they should have hired IBM.  And created some American jobs.  Hmmm.  What an idea.  More jobs, less money we'd need to spend on unemployment for the people who can't find jobs.  

Thursday, January 02, 2014

How I Became Alfie

You really don't want to know my real name, do you?  It's pretty boring and mundane.  What people ask me about is "How did  you get the name, Alfie?"  (That's after we've established that it isn't 'short' for something else, like Alfreda, or something.)

It is one of my favorite stories. My husband named me. He has a tendency to nick name everyone, and for some reason, he's good enough at it, his nick names stick.

Since I'm six inches shorter than he is, when we first started dating in college, he'd call me elf.  Just randomly.  Not all the time.  Mostly, he used my given name.  (I suspect with his knack for nicknaming, he knew it wasn't right yet.) Elf gradually became Alf--and he used that more.  Then one day it was Alfie and that he used almost always instead of my name.  But he was the only one who called me that.

Until we'd been married about five years and we'd just moved for the 3rd time.  He'd accepted his first job in management at the phone company and--though up until then, I'd always had a job, I didn't get one when we got to Osage City, KS.  I was about 7 months pregnant at the time so it seemed pretty pointless.

When we'd been in Osage about a week, his staff at the phone company had a pot luck dinner to 'welcome' us to town.  They invited all of the employees as well as various business men and city boosters and dignitaries and for the most part, it was very informal, with an hour or so of mingling and happy hour prior to the actual dinner.  It was approaching time for the actual dinner and the minor formalities to begin and I was feeling very strange and sort of isolated.  Dan was doing his thing, moving about, talking to people, making friends and influencing people.  I was kind of standing at the side of the room, watching and letting people come to me.

One of his office group approached me with her hand out and a huge smile and I could tell this was someone I was going to like.  She gave me her name as she gave me her hand and I returned the favor, saying, "Nice to meet you.  I'm Vivian."  (Ok, I'm giving you that much. See why I wasn't really anxious?)

The smile disappeared immediately. The look on the poor woman's face was nothing short of shocked and appalled--with maybe a little awe thrown in for good measure.  And I was instantly confused and hesitant.  And THEN Dan joined us and said, "Alfie, I want you to..." whatever it was he wanted me to do.

The woman's face suddenly looked like a light bulb went off and I suddenly had a light bulb of my very own over my head.  Obviously, Dan had been talking affectionately about "Alfie" at work and when he finally showed up with a wife, it was an very pregnant woman named "Vivian." I quickly re-introduced myself as Alfie and everyone was smiling after that.

I officially gave up trying to be Vivian after that.  Life sure got easier and I've gradually grown into the name that everyone believes fits.  (Except my family and friends who knew me 'when.'  Sometimes addressing Christmas cards and remembering which person should sign them gets tricky.) See, I told you he was good at nicknaming people.

My biggest disappointment was when Harlequin wouldn't let me use it as my pen name when I was signing my first contract with them and they were requiring everyone to take pen names.  Since the line I was writing for had a huge following in Great Britain, they worried that everyone there would think I was male since Alfie is a male name there. 

Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Happy 2014!

I've seen a lot of posts in the first four hours of this bright new year about letting go...of people, of things, of feelings, of...lots of things.

In the past week, I've realized there were many things in my life that I've let go of too quickly.  Yeah, many things it was easy to hold on to way too long--like old hurts and, definitely, lots of old baggage. But I've had a lot of relationships I let go of too quickly and moved on.  Some were from actually physically moving on.  Either the friend moved or I moved or work situations changed or whatever.  If I could have a do over, I would have made a lot bigger effort to hold on for dear life to some of those friends.  Yes, we're (mostly) still friends, but they've turned into the dear old acquaintance type friends instead of the really close current kind.  And I regret that letting go.

If I could teach someone younger anything about eventual regrets, it would be to truly evaluate and be very careful how quickly you let go.  Somethings are very important to let go.  Some things--mostly people--are really important to hold on to for dear life.  Think long and hard about which things are which, because you generally can't pick up where you left off if you let go too willingly.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Music and me.

Life is strange.  Hmmm.  That was the title of a really bad song and (thank heavens) I haven't heard it for a long, long time.  It was also strange to log onto this blog and find that it had 58 views yesterday.  THAT was strange, since I haven't posted anything to either this blog or any of my others in at least a year.

I did do something a little whacko this past week.  I decided since I was probably never going to blog often enough or about anything anyone was terribly interested in, I would grab most of my posts from various places and put them in one place:  this one, to be exact, since this is the title of the blog I would create if I were going to blog regularly about things I cared about. 

So the posts on these pages are from random blogs I've participated in with others about varying things.  And now I'm going to use this blog as kind of a diary.

No, you are NOT going to hear all my secrets.  But you are going to hear about the things I care about and cuss about and celebrate  And if you're looking for a blog about just writing...or just political stuff...or about wonderful recipes, or...whatever.  Don't look here.  I will try to tag things with tags that will help anyone who stumbles on it the chance to sort out the things they might be interested in from the things they definitely aren't. 

And you are going to hear about how I would fix the world if someone would just let me.  (I'm old enough.  I gathered a bit of wisdom along the way.  I COULD get it going in the right direction, anyway.) 

And you are going to hear about writing.  And books. 

And you are going to hear music.

Music has always been a passion of mine, but I kind of quit doing more than just listening when I started writing.  (I also quit doing crafts about the same time.  I have learned that having a creative personality forces you to do something creative from time to time or you feel half alive.  Crafts, music, a wide variety of things filled that hole until I found writing.)  But back to music...

Music has become essential to me again.  I don't have to make it myself anymore, (and can't, if truth be told.  Without at least a little practice, you kind of lose the ability.) but I can't let a day go by without getting a fix of some.  So I am going to share some of the music that makes my heart hurt or soar or expresses exactly how I feel on certain days.

And this is my song to you for today.  I wish this for so many people I love and care about.  (I guess I really wish it for everyone in the world.  Wouldn't it be a nice place if everyone had exactly this?)

Rascal Flatts: My Wish

I hadn't heard this in a while and Pandora played it for me.  I realized I had to share.  And it kind of broke my heart that I couldn't tell the person (Libby Piotrowicz) who had posted this version/video on You Tube that I thought she did a spectacular job of finding exactly the right images to capture the heart of the song.  I'm not exactly techno whiz, but I'm not especially techno challenged either. YouTUBE just expected me to sign in before I could post and it kept signing me in as my husband or daughter.  When I'd put my own sign in name in, it would tell me that someone already had that user name (yeah, probably me!) and I couldn't use it.  I didn't have all day to waste, if you know what I mean.

Anyone who knows me knows I love words.  Add some magical music and the words become even better.  Add images that perfectly reflect the music and you suddenly have something awe inspiring.  That's how I feel about this video and this song.  And it is perfect to start a brand new year and a brand new mindset about a blog I suspect no one will ever see or read.

And that's okay with me.  When I'm gone, someone may find it...and there will be a record of what I thought about life, liberty and the pursuit of a writing career, among other things.  And it is going to bring me joy!

Joy to you.  Now listen to the song (and watch) and you'll know exactly what I wish for you!




Saturday, February 04, 2012

Let me see if I have this right. People who care deeply about finding a cure for breast cancer are no longer going to support the foundation that has done the most to advance that goal because...because that foundation has decided to no longer donate the money people donate to them, to financially support the organization most known for single handedly killing LOTS of women (aka unborn female babies)?
Do I have that right?
What? Planned Parenthood is doing cancer research now?
So the Race for the Cure isn't really about curing breast cancer? It's about showing support for one of the nation's biggest abortion provider? Figure in that a lot of research that shows that abortion increases the chance of a woman developing breast cancer and it kind of seems equivalent to the American Lung Association donating money to cigarette companies so that they'll donate free cigarettes to everyone who smokes, doesn't it?
The son of a woman who died of breast cancer jumped all over me because I made the mistake of being glad the Susan G. Koman Foundation had wised up. His mother died a horrible death, yadda, yadda, yadda...
I really wanted to ask him how many dead babies it would take to make up for his loss? I'll bet (and hope) they gave his mother a lot of things to help alleviate her pain while she was dying.  I don't doubt she suffered, but I've never heard of anyone giving dying babies a thing for their pain. Have you? Those babies are drowned and burned to death in salt water or torn apart and scraped from their private little God-made incubator, or in the case of full-grown babies who would easily survive outside their so-called mother's womb, turned feet first so they can go through all the trauma of birth, and then pulled, unnaturally, out the birth canal--except the poor baby's head.  Then scissors or knives or other instruments of pain and death are jabbed into the baby's brain so the baby can be (finally) delivered dead. I can't help wondering if that man's mother would have liked the thought of babies dying in exchange for her own life, even if they were actually using the throw-away babies to find a cure for cancer.
Now if the Susan G. Koman Foundation was giving money to Planned Parenthood to cover the cost of mammograms, it might make a little bit of sense, but all Planned Parenthood does is refer women to 'other' providers. Why not let the Susan G. Koman Foundation donate to the 'other' providers, the people and organizations who actually give mammograms?  Guess we will never know, because the people who like dead babies are generally the ones who yell the loudest and feign outrage the best. Without a single bit of common sense (more people donating= more money for finding a cure + more money to help more women actually get mammograms rather than referrals = earlier detection = less breast cancer deaths = their goal) they diverted attention from the cause they claim to care about, attacking the organization doing the most to make their goal a reality. Curing breast cancer. And the Susan G. Koman Foundation will get less money because, literally, the people who historically donate the most money  to causes--minus the baby killers--won't be as ready to donate now that their money is still going to help Planned Parenthood stay in the baby killing business.